Femmetastic Four

In all of my wildest dreams, I never could have imagined that we’d be going into the Foxy Four. In the past incarnations of this tourney, there hasn’t been any lady lower than a 5-seed that’s advanced to the championship game. That history has not held.

Keira Knightley(3) 72
US Curling Team(5) 81

How does this happen?
Those four girls from Wisconsin
Are one win away.

BONUS COVERAGE: The Curl Girls were here mostly as a little joke. Now, they’ve upset one of the hottest, young actresses in Hollywood. I don’t like seeing Knightley gone, but this does free her up to for some quality sandwich time.

Jenna Bush(4) 62
Sandra Bullock(12) 66

Party Jenna falls.
Sandra B is a phoenix;
Up from the ashes.

BONUS COVERAGE: I just don’t know how this happened. With Keira done, Jenna had a clear path to the National Championship. She squandered that opportunity. The similarities to Villanova’s collapse this year are startling.