Links: [Insert pithy phrase about avoiding work.]

Walken 2008 (Thanks to The Huss) – I have gone over this site and I can’t tell whether it’s a straight parody or half-serious. Either way, it’s hilarious.

NorthernAttack.com – This site is a fan-site dedicated to The Office. The URL is a reference to the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln: “If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.”

Get a ticket for good driving – Apparently, a town in Texas is pulling over good drivers and giving them tickets to minor league baseball games.

Rock Papers Scissors – The Tournament of Champions is coming to Las Vegas. (Vegas, baby!) I withdrew over a dispute the American Rock-Paper-Scissors Association of America over my belief that rock would always beat paper.