Flash Update: Polar Bear in Ridley

In a startling turn of events, polar bear attacks are in the news for the second time in the last week. Here, the photo above shows Julie "Laser Light" L. of Warwick, RI, the unsuspecting, victim of the attack. Sources inform the Pancake Breakfast that the bear's name is Baxter and he's known for being a little gentleman and wearing stylish hats and scarves.

Julie is in critical condition and could not be reached for comment. Baxter is still on loose and believed to be in Milwaukee.