It is now time for...

The Ultimate Weapon.

In my undying quest to make this blog the greatest blog ever, I have now invited a new contributor to our forum. I am pleased to inform you that he has accepted my invitation.

The Ultimate Weapon is an avid sports fan and hilarity-specialist. I won't share any more about him for the time being. I think that it's best that we let his posting speak for itself. I'm sure that it will be beyond illuminating.

As always, stay strong.